andom writings about nothing at all. Or everything ever.

Resolved (or Whatever).

January 01, 2018 by Sage Romano

While it’s debatable if 2017 has been a marginal improvement on the free-for-all shitshow that was 2016 or whether we’ve just grown more used to the world as it is—in all its appalling glory—personally speaking, 2017 was a definite upgrade.

Oh, Baby

September 21, 2014 by Sage Romano

Otherwise known as the vessel into which you will pour the best of your intentions, all of your love and care, every last emotional, intellectual, financial resource you have, while you hope to christ they don't grow up to be someone who keeps human heads in the freezer.

My Hot Shrink

February 12, 2013 by Sage Romano

Yeah, I see a shrink. There. I said it.